y'all bitches need jesus

Thy Lord is testing me; You're retarded; Stupid, ratchet; Get religious help

Bernice: Put down the Starbucks or you'll be sorry!
Basic White Girl: (drinks Starbucks and sticks tongue out at Bernice)
Bernice: (walks away, and comes back with chancla)
Basic White Girl: What are you gonna do with tha-
Bernice: (smacks Basic White Girl with chancla repeatedly)
Basic White Girl: Aaaahhhh! (drops Starbucks)
Random stripper walking by: Y'all bitches need Jesus!

by Frocoochie Q. Lottaweave June 6, 2014

fuck bitches, plant trees

eco-friendly rendition of the phrase "fuck bitches, get money"

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees

by fuckbitchesplanttrees September 7, 2011

bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)

any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.

You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)?
Her: What did you say???

by iknowitall4sure February 27, 2010

Fuck Bitches, Get Money

1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.

2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.

1. Life is simple. Fuck bitches, get money.

2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."

"It's all good man. Fuck bitches, Get money"

by BaylenMiller January 21, 2009

Fuck All U Bitches

Something a pimp will say to his hoes when they are acting "uppity" or bad.
Also a fun thing to say.

Fuck all u bitches!I'm giving you groceries and half of the income. What mo' do you want from me?

by Weak Ass Bitches December 1, 2004

smack my bitch up

Quite possibly the single most controversial piece of electronic music ever produced. Released by The Prodigy in 1997, the lyrics consist entirely of eight words sampled from the classic hip-hop track "Give the Drummer Some." Four of those eight are, well, "smack my bitch up." The song has been interpreted as meaning a variety of things, ranging from shooting heroin to domestic violence to doing things intensely, the last of which is what the band maintains as the actual meaning.

The song was coupled with an equally controversial video, which depicts a wild night of sex, drugs, and violence from a first-person perspective. However, it was far from mindless- in fact, the video consistently ranks as one of the best ever made, and contains a twist that makes people rethink their entire interpretation of the song. Personally, I came away from it thinking the song was one big joke making fun of people who will dance to anything without caring what the lyrics are, but I'll let you decide for yourself.

Guy #1: Have you heard that song, "Smack My Bitch Up"?

Girl: OMG, that song is so offensive!

Guy #2: Yeah, but you have to admit, there's a lot worse. Just listen to rap music.

by WeHaveExplosive June 4, 2013

I am dead in this bitch

Becoming limp while still inside a girl.

Look up: Flacid

Guy 1 - "I am dead in this bitch"
Guy 2 - "Damn she take off the paper bag?"

by Scottizzle May 24, 2006