Wash the Spoon

To visit the latrine, usually used in semi-polite conversation or when humour is needed to diffuse a tense situation. Useful at parties with lawyers.

'Hello.'
'I need to wash the spoon!'
'I will require evidence of that.'

by WellingtonBoot October 28, 2013

Wash job

A wash job is similar to a blow job, except that the act is done while in a shower.

Cindy gave me the most Sloppin wet wash job this morning!

by "That guy" June 16, 2014

washiela

Washiela is a prestigious young women with looks that could kill. She has either dark brown eyes and hair or piecing blue eyes and cherry lips. She is often doubting herself and doesn't think she's worthy but she is stronger than she thinks. She finds it hard to accept compliments, but tries to believe them. She is a bombshell.

Wow washiela is so beautiful but she doesn't know it.

by Bngtngrl December 9, 2020

Wash & Set

1.) Something in overabundance, or something that someone has in order to overprepare for a very specific instance.

2.) Something fulfilled or completed to an incredibly high degree or in high quality, to an extent where it could be considered overachieving.

Ex. 1: "I asked my friend if he could bring along some snacks for our camping trip, and bro brought along the full Wash & Set, with chips, hotdogs, marshmallows, stew, a portable stove, you name it."

Ex. 2: "I pulled out the whole Wash & Set on my last essay, my professor asked for 3 pages and I gave him 10..."

by Oingo Bangus February 1, 2022

B-Washable

Adj. - Capable of being brainwashed. aka b-washed

Bethany is so fucking b-washable

by Ricky YourMom January 4, 2007

bowl washer

when a girl licks your balls

dude she just washed my bowls
nice bro is she a good bowl washer?
yea dude

by ilovebowlwashers February 18, 2009

air wash

The act of airing out your day-old clothes when you don't have a change of clothes handy. Often occurs after getting drunk at happy hour and crashing at someone else's pad on a work night. Can also occur due to poor laundry supply management skills (i.e. running out of clean clothes because you're too lazy to do a wash). Especially applies to underwear. Not nearly as effective as water, but yet gives a hint of cleanliness, albeit only for a few seconds.

Jimmy and I got so shitfaced at happy hour last night that I had to crash at his place around the corner. I didn't have time to drive home, so I had to do an air wash this morning.

by TheGoocher April 29, 2010