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Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's
James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.
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Unicorn Sniffing

Unicorn Sniffing is when a friend who isn’t very nice sprays a unicorn scented perfume up your nose and you can’t stop sneezing.
I’m not going to say your name but “L” is the first letter of your name. “Why are you unicorn sniffing?”
by Unknown_475 September 26, 2018
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Brave unicorn

"I am a brave unicorn" - Olive.
by 4rs4ti0n January 8, 2022
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Unicorn Points

Any player that scores over 7.5 points against Meli on any given matchday
Of course Brownhill comes up with 35 unicorn points against Meli
by UncornPoints101 March 6, 2022
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Vanilla Unicorn

A word to describe how Benny is sexually vanilla
Use Vanilla Unicorn in any way you want when describing Benny
by Yhournumberonefan December 3, 2019
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Upside-down Unicorn

The title given to a woman with picky virtue that caused 25 people from town to be arrested when the rape kit results came back
You were fine with sex TWENTY FOUR times today, but 25 is where you draw the line Denis; such a picky Upside-down Unicorn!!
by sex vocab May 21, 2022
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unicorn

A twink with a dick that’ll send you over the rainbow
Many a top has fallen victim to the deceptive and elusive unicorn.
by auraquarius May 27, 2022
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