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Get the Twitter mug.“You should name your bird Twitter! Cuz ya know, your bird is blue.”
“Too late, I already named him Blueberry.”
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by Book bfb November 9, 2021
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Woman: You can't say retard or the F slur! That's only for austists and/or gay men and the like to use because its been used against them!
Man: But I am autistic and gay, I just don't care to show it.
Woman: YOU SHOULD OWN BEING GAY AND HAVING AUTISM HOW ELSE WILL PEOPLE KNOW YOU CAN USE WORDS???
Man: I should want people to know what I have so they can know whether or not to police me? Twitter rot moment.
Man: But I am autistic and gay, I just don't care to show it.
Woman: YOU SHOULD OWN BEING GAY AND HAVING AUTISM HOW ELSE WILL PEOPLE KNOW YOU CAN USE WORDS???
Man: I should want people to know what I have so they can know whether or not to police me? Twitter rot moment.
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