Thunder muffin

A vagina with a bad urinary tract infection

Sorry baby there will be no boom boom tonight because momma has a thunder muffin

by Garageslut October 21, 2017

thunder tool

Sticking a long metal pole, that was recently struck by lightning, down either your dick hole or a vag.

“Please let me stick a thunder tool down your great divide?”

by Lkot December 21, 2017

Thunder Bay Beaver Pelt

Typically hairy in nature, the Thunder Bay Beaver Pelt is traditional dress for women in the genital region. Warm moist and inviting during the long cold winters, the beaver pelt is a wonder place to find refuge and sexual pleasure the likes not seen in places to the south.

I was in Thunder Bay and thoroughly enjoyed my time spent in the delicious Thunder Bay beaver pelt of the locals.

by SEABISCUIT797 July 31, 2018

thundercunt

Someone who is such a fucking cunt that the word cunt can't even suffice.

The terrorists are a bunch of thundercunts

by Dubiks October 17, 2018

thunder sexual

The sexual attraction to fuck all, whilst simultaneously fucking all

Jim: I fucked your toaster and it didn't turn me on
Jane: why did you fuck my toaster?!
Jim: because I wanted to

Jane: fucking, thunder sexuals

by The real thunder November 3, 2018

Grasmere Thunderbolt

A particularly offensive fart; one that tends to clear a room for anything up to half an hour.

The business meeting was suspended for several minutes after Timothy involuntarily dropped a Grasmere Thunderbolt.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

Burning Thunder

Where you fart and it hurts so much you think you have been struck by lightning

man i just had a serious case of burning thunder, feels like my ass is on fire

by ajwhite7 May 17, 2011