walking trashcan

A walking trashcan is a dog who eats anything and everything. Typically puppies that know nothing and are stupid to realize the consequences that might come with eating things they should not.

Typically a walking trashcan eats rocks, grass, dirt, turds, frozen turds, and trash to anything on the ground or in trash bins. Perhaps the yellow snow. Sometimes ends in choking, puking, unnecessary animal vet bills, poisoned or possible death.

The walking trashcan typically does this to make its owner frustrated or just stupid. You pick.

Stop being a walking trashcan!
My dog? Yeah, he's a walking trashcan.

by DestructiveBurn July 23, 2022

walking wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by anonymous June 26, 2022

Black Walk

Taking a long walk wearing all black on a night that is humid. This is nn different from normal walk. With the exception that it helps you sweat more so you can lose water weight and salt from your body.

"I went on. Black Walk the other day."

by LackofCal July 4, 2022

Walking the dog

beatin off, masturbating

"Hey mike i gotta call u back, i'm about to go walking the dog."

by Seriyon November 29, 2006

walk the dog

To take a piss.

Hey, I'll see you in a minute, I need to go and walk the dog.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

Walk it Out

When a dog shits and scoots at the same time, avoiding getting poo on the back of his legs. The turd hits the ground, then the dog lets his forward movement help ease it out. Can be followed with "buddy" if he is having a hard time.

Dog: Shitting in the front yard, but having a hard time getting it out.
Owner: "Walk it out buddy, walk it out."

by frainslug April 8, 2007

Walking closet

The act of wearing an inappropriate amount of clothes in layers.

1. "Did you see all the shirts that Jane is wearing?"

"Yeah, she's a walking closet."

2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."

by danijd June 4, 2013