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Hairy Houdini

To go bald, to lose one's hair. Usually as a result of steroid abuse, but can also be caused naturally.
"What the frog man!? My hair just pulled a Hairy Houdini!"
by PokemonScammer645 May 1, 2023
mugGet the Hairy Houdinimug.

big hairy monkey

macocne
look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock
mugGet the big hairy monkeymug.

hairy nuts

hairy penises known as the hairy utensil
jack: hi Simon
simon: i have hairy nuts
jack: fuck off
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
mugGet the hairy nutsmug.

hairy ass taco

When you take ass hair and make a taco out of it
I just made a hairy ass taco and gave it to kelly
by Homie wit a white pecker February 10, 2018
mugGet the hairy ass tacomug.

Hairy Doughnut

Hairy Doughnut is a name they used for vagina back in the older days.
"Let me play with your juicy Hairy Doughnut"
by xDesxi July 24, 2023
mugGet the Hairy Doughnutmug.

hairy sundae

Dan has been planning his hairy sundae since last January.
by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023
mugGet the hairy sundaemug.

Dairy Hairies

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Dairy Hairies:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
mugGet the Dairy Hairiesmug.

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