Saddle goose

Silly person innit

"You're such a saddle goose"
"lol"

by ppap23 February 14, 2022

goose herpes

You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!

Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.

by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020

Reverse Goose

Take a dump sitting on the toilet backwards

I had to take a dump so bad I ran into the bathroom and sat right on the toilet, didn't even have time to turn around.
What a great Reverse Goose!

by score1x October 31, 2011

silly goose

a person characterized by their lack of decision making skills

"I can't decide which boy to choose"

"You're such a silly goose"

by sshhuusshh March 25, 2020

Goose

When you grab a women's breast and twist it.

Bob goosed jenny and he got slapped in the face.

by michaelmcalgary August 5, 2024

goose tray

Any pan, plate, bowl or tray that is used for either vomit or diaherrea produced after seeing Trey with Goose

I used my sock drawer as a goose tray later that night. It was awful in the morning.

by J Chabs August 17, 2022

Loose goose

The term is used when referring to a girl that has a loose vagina.

Did you hear that Rachel has a loose goose?

by Baddiedefinitionsperiodd. December 8, 2020