Century Fail

Derived from online videos charting the 'Fails of the Century', Century Fail is used when a fail is just too spectacular for one year to contain it.

Today I went for ice cream with a friend of the opposite sex. My girlfriend was texting me, asking me where I was. To pacify her, I told her I was desperately trying to get away from some girl who won't stop talking - But I accidentally sent the text to said girl, as she sat next to me. She started to cry into her ice cream. Century Fail.

by B-loved Commander March 2, 2012

Failed Abortion

Any person that is a fan of meowbahh,dream,z00philes,furrys,png tubers that r bad or someone who is any of those

Child:I like dream and I am a png tuber and I love love our dog
Dad:Great so I’ll tell you…
Mom and Dad: You are a Failed Abortion

by A guy who is most likely dumb April 21, 2022

umpic fail

When a sports officiator, especially an umpire, makes a controversial or obviously bad call. They fail, epically, as umpires.

What? Ump, are you blind? That was totally a ball! Stop calling them inside! What an umpic fail.

by Eli "The Myster" September 22, 2011

epic fail

My thinking I'd have an epic romance with certain guys only to find out they want to ignore me. EPIC FAIL.

epic fail failure played loser epic powned

by Epic failage April 11, 2011

Fail Bucket

A term used to point out fails like: Jokes, Stunts, Magic Tricks ect.

Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?

Person 2: Sure!

Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!

Person 2: ....

Person 1: So what do you think?

Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket

Person 1: Oh......Ok :(

by CaptainJefe April 7, 2010

Fail Ass Shit

When something or someone is full of fail.

Man that raid was some fail ass shit.

by clarasaurusrex July 14, 2011

The Raid will Fail

An indication that Kaido will rip the Samurai-Ninja-Furries alliance apart from fur to limb.
A godking commandment chanted by enlightened ones who can read and comprehend the 2D manga One Piece.

Usually hated upon by schizophrenic non believers and karens of the community.

"I don't know if Luffy will find the One Piece , but The Raid will Fail!!"

by Morj_Mollywopper May 31, 2022