Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period

Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24

by Your Dude 67 January 22, 2021

number 3.1

When you’re using your breat pump but forget to screw on the bottles so it leaks on your crotch and when you finally notice you’re sad you’ve lost all the milk so you start crying and pee yourself

Things sleep deprivation lead to: today I started pumping at work but forgot to screw the bottle in. I’ve now officially wet my pants at work... just with milk instead of pee. I got so emotional that I cried and peed myself and made a number 3.1

by DoubleDashes July 12, 2018

slip-n-slide slop number 6

unlike the other 5. number 6 takes a revolutionary take on the meaning of eating massive asshole.

guy one: yo are you going to josefs party?
guy two: yes, i heard there will be a lot of slip-n-slide slop number 6.

by Real Life Swag February 18, 2021

Alice Number

A number expressible as 2^N * a prime, where N is a strictly positive integer. Invented by Alice.

Good morning, that's a nice Alice Number.

by SamualN October 27, 2020

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 02, 2025

Big Number

GOOD

OOGA BOOGA BIG NUMBER GOOD

by load boost aficionado February 07, 2024

show stopping number

a real show stopper. a show stoppin number, c'mon

friend one: damn, that professor hidgens knows how to write a show stopping number.
friend two: yes he does.

by April 13, 2021