cum crayon

A utensil used for writing your name across your significant others for head in semen

Grab my cum crayon and let me.color you white

by Mortal kumbutt February 24, 2017

Cum Sniper

A man who hasn't blown his load in a long time and finally nuts. The force of said load then shoots out a long distance, like a sniper rifle.

Lauren thought she was safe from his ejaculate, but she got blinded by his load from over 6 feet away! She wasn't counting on him being a cum sniper.

by ButtInTheFront March 2, 2017

Cum Strudel

The act of one ejaculating onto a toaster strudel.

Guy 1: "Have you ever made a cum strudel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I gave one to my girlfriend last night! She didn't even know!"

by TheOfficialFaj June 18, 2016

Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016

Cum satchel

A loose womans vagina

Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel

by themellonchef February 7, 2018

cum shivers

A tingling sensation after climax that leaves the receiver in a trembling, euphoric, submissive state.

His dick was so good, Wanda, I had the cum shivers for fifteen minutes afterwards.

by Hugh_Mungus January 1, 2017

Crocodile Cum

A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.

I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.

by AhnikSaur March 30, 2020