cum crayon

A utensil used for writing your name across your significant others for head in semen

Grab my cum crayon and let me.color you white

by Mortal kumbutt February 24, 2017

cum call

The sound someone makes when they orgasm.

“Omg have you heard his cum call?”
“Yeah it’s like really intense.”

by amanthawashmehands December 21, 2018

cum swigger

One who consumes profuse amounts of male seminal fluid. may also be used as an insult.

Jenn is a cum swigger, a real cock monster

by arcansenal April 16, 2008

cum crystals

Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps

Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em

by Soni_trailblazer September 14, 2023

Spiderman cum

When you ejaculate and the cum not only shoots an impressive distance but forms elastic webbing like how Spiderman shoots web

Dude, is that Spiderman cum on my desk?
No, I don’t ejaculate like that it must have been you!

by SushiWarlord November 25, 2019

Vocal cum

When you let everything you want to say all out at once

When caitlin is very annoyed she has vocal cum

by Bigmankarl69 May 15, 2020

Cum piece

That not so special someone in your life that helps you get your nut when you need it. little to no emotional attachment.

Person 1: Hey man I heard you’re dating Emma.

Person 2: Nah man, she’s just my cum piece. We only chill on weekends after the bar.

by Nasty boyz December 31, 2020