giving birth to a texan

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

by cesar March 28, 2005

texas t-bone

When a man puts a strap-on on backwards and bones two chicks simultaneously by swaying back and forth while standing. The chicks are bent over imitating doggy style creating an upside down T.

Andy texas t-boned two skanks at mikes party last night.

by Coochers April 14, 2008

unable-to-text-back syndrome

Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.

Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...

by noisecat June 6, 2005

texas

A state in the southern USA. Its in the south. There are billboards about Jesus. One can buy waffles there.

Look! a billboard about Jesus and waffles!

by John Smith April 3, 2004

Texan wannabe

1)Someone who is not a native Texan who in their daily language will throw in a "y'all", "lawlz", "ain't", or "howdy".

2)Someone who wears belt buckles, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, plaid button-up hillbilly shirts, and thinks their a huge redneck when they haven't even VISITED Texas or don't even know what a farm looks like or what you do on it.

Mr. Reed is such a Texan wannabe and he doesnt even know it.

What a dumbass!

by igotthedefs February 21, 2009

texas girls

texas girls are unlike any other. they are gorgeous, down to earth, and nice. but if you cross their they will bitch you out like no other. they have REAL blonde unlike you JOISEY or california girls. they have the hottest brunnettes blondes redheads girl with black whatever you want. they are naturally tan. they have the cutest laughs in the world. even the black girls are hot. they are country girls living a city life. and if any texan girl tries to deny that they have an accent they are LYING. but its not a hick accent its a cute texas southern accent and not very heavy. they aren't a bunch of gold-digging, fake, liposuction, silicon blown up dolls like the girls in LA! she can rope and ride, barrel race, even calf rope. Likes to have fun not as crazy as a redneck girl. texas girls are VERY FAMILY friendly. she is the type of girl you could bring home to your mom. and they are SUPER smart. they dont go out and get drunk and high everyday. they dont drink as much beer as joisey girls. and they are just down right the best girls in the entire world. !

im from california thank god i moved to texas girls are HOT. she can rope you in bed too ahaha.

everythings bigger in texas

by jayjayjay19 October 19, 2008

texan

Someone with a sense of pride in their home state. Someone who, although they may not wear boots and ten gallon hats, still feels like a cowboy. A texan sticks to his word, and is generally polite and friendly, but won't take shit from anyone. Not all texans are from Texas (ie. John Wayne), and not all those from Texas are texans (ie George Bush). A texan is also a person who can use the word y'all correctly, know that phrases like "yep" or "I tell you what" are sentences in themselves, and knows what real Mexican food is. And for the record, not all Texans are conservative, and none sleep with their relatives: that's Arkansas,

guy 1: How did that guy who just save a baby from a runaway car, beat up a gang of nazi bikers, and get dates with five different nubile supermodels in 3 minutes?

guy 2: He's a texan

by Tex in Babylon May 18, 2006