Teddy petting

When someone fucks someone wearing a teddy bear outfit with bear genitels.

Teddy petting is were one person fucks or is fucked by someone in a teddy
Bear outfit.

by Jeronimoi April 12, 2017

Teddy time

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Teddiursa

Sailor Moon’s stuffed teddy bear. Also a pokemon.

How cute is that Teddiursa; Look at that sweet little crescent moon on its forehead!

by Dat_Poke_Girl August 1, 2020

Tedge

a person that makes jokes about sex 25/8 and plays fortnite with his gay buddies
likes to steal beans

"i feel like Tedge rn"

by shinzussy May 20, 2022

Teddy SJ lumpy

Teddy SJ is quite the character he absolutely reeks of body odor and crap if you walk past him a sensation of Body oder will surround you. Teddy also fucks so often his dick is hanging on by a thread that could snap any minute.
Teddy is also a demon man spreader he will push you away allowing the scent of his severed genitals to spread across the room.

Henry known: have you seen Teddy SJ lumpy today
Nugget: no and i hope i don't he sends a wave of diarrhea across the room

by thenutoriusnignog February 5, 2023

Mr.Teddoldi

A man who likes to take it up the ass from his wife with strap on. And is bad at hiding dildos.

Mr.Teddoldi is coming, hide the dildos!!!

by flyingdragon69 October 20, 2008

The teddy

The love of my life. Cuddly cute and very passionate. Hes a hard core gamer who loves his woman. Hes tall dark and handsome who dont put up with shit unless he loves you. And when he loves he loves for life. Hes a keeper and women would love to have him. Hes a one woman man. A true romantic with a heart of gold. But sometimes he can be an asshole, although hes quick to fix your pain. Hes a lover who ill love forever.

The teddy has stolen my heart.

by Pakoalabear July 27, 2019