tableauitis

The debilitating mental anguish caused by the daily tableau refresh during normal business hours.

Ugh. My tableauitis is acting up, you want to get out of here and get a cup of coffee?

by matty-ice June 6, 2017

Tadder Salade

Its a food made out of potatoes, and pther stuff. Its, a southern thing.

People call me,' Tadder Salade '.

by Officer Wilkinson July 23, 2017

tabletop influenza

To do a line of cocaine, and get a runny nose shortly afterwards.

Hey Tyrone I don't know why my nose is that runny.
Hey Johnny, have you got tabletop influenza?

by bmwtuner August 14, 2017

table pour

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.

“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”

by toastcowboy November 12, 2017

Tabletable

Southern british slang for a restaurant that sells horrible tasting food.

You know that new restaurant in town? It's a right tabletable.

by Dudealive November 28, 2017

taaleb

Taaleb is a specific word in Urdu for a homosexual paedophile.

They said he wasn't just a paedophile, he was a taaleb since he got out of prison and worked as a school cleaner

by Urdu Police December 4, 2017

table

To be flatchested but have 4 nips

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooligan!

by Hitler's table Eleanor February 5, 2018