Blue ball surprise

An act in which a girls gives a man blue balls and then proceeds to hit him in the balls causing extreme pain.

Bro she was blowing me then all of a sudden gave me a blue ball surprise.

by Ratchetgirl124 June 26, 2014

Flag

Get the Blue ball surprisemug.

Surprise Butt Secks

When you slide your juicy butterfly knife into someone's rectum in TF2.

Do you like surprise butt secks?

by jethoigga10169 October 22, 2018

Flag

Get the Surprise Butt Secksmug.

Golden Coconut Surprise

When a person takes a mouthful of urine and semen simultaneously from two or more individuals.

"Hey, did you hear about Idi?"
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."

by Qsamma May 21, 2013

Flag

Get the Golden Coconut Surprisemug.

Comes from the spanish word, "Nalga" which is slang for butt. When you're making out with a fine ass lady and you take off her pants and her ass is full of pimples, or celulite, looks like cottage cheese, or any other kind of unpleasant surprise.

I was about to stick it to this hoe Cindy, when she liffted up her skirt and BANG!!!! Nasty Nalga Surprise.

Dude that sucks..so did you bang her?

Yea.

by NastyMammoth June 29, 2007

Flag

Get the Nasty Nalga Surprisemug.

Spring Break Surprise

When you fuck a chick on a beach during Spring Break with-out a condom. As you are cumming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and RUN! Nine months later...SURPRISE!!!

Yo, the bitch I gave that Spring Break Surprise to in Acapulco found me! She said she wants child support. Fuck, I wish I gave her a Screaming Seagull instead.

by SpooningCadetsWTF! May 15, 2011

Flag