drunk socks

Socks that slide down your foot inside your shoe, they won't stay up.

These drunk socks are annoying the hell out of me, they won't stay up. I need to go home and get a new pair.

by Cammmm August 29, 2017

Taint Sock

An insult on a person's character referring to the sweat-soaked crotch padding found in men's bicycle shorts. Also reference Man Pad

Dude, you haven't showered for weeks, go rinse out your Taint Sock in the tub, ass.

by Pun87 June 05, 2010

sacrificial sock

A sock taken from a clean pair of socks to clean up after masturbation

Why do I only have non matching socks? You need to better manage your sacrificial socks.

by kooks November 06, 2013

Boomerang Sock

When you masturbate repeatedly into the same sock for a long duration of time, the sock becomes stiff enough to be used a a Boomerang.

"I've used this sock so many times its turned into a boomerang sock"

by DixiesNormous February 21, 2020

Sock Dog

Borzoi (Russian wolfhound) has the longest and largest nose, the breed became popular by getting viral on TikTok the dog was slurping water with his long schnozer.

Otherwise called a sock dog.

Sock Dog is my favourite TikTok trend.

by sockdoggi January 24, 2023

Stale Sock

A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)

Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this

You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"

by RegisteredSex January 19, 2022

Toob sock.

Formerly known as

Spunk sock.

We used to call it a spunk sock but now we call it a Toob sock.

by BlueElvis October 20, 2020