Solid Snake

When a shit sneaks up on you out of nowhere, and it easily slips out.

"Oh man, I'll be back I gotta take a Solid Snake."

"Haha, I guess he found your Anal Gear."

by OMGHOTNESS May 11, 2010

Garden-Snake-gasm

A Garden-Snake-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another guy makes you suck his cock and swallow his thick creamy load, before he takes it out after the dude has had a cumgasm from the wriggly snake massaging his prostate.

My cadet roomie, and a friend of his held me down and inserted a Garden Snake in my bung-hole until I had a Garden-Snake-gasm while I sucked their dicks!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

fake the snake

Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

“...and so he grabbed her pet snake, ran home, then JUMPED her later on in the night - all whist wearing a cop uniform...” He exclaimed.

“You used a fake the snake, didn’t you mate,” I remarked.

by spughetti21 November 1, 2017

brown eyed trouser snake

a mans dick or womans dildo after ramming it up there ass or sumone elses

all these gay people all have brown eyed touser snakes exspecially jamie who has jus a plain borwn trouser snake

by bob February 17, 2004

Trouser Snake

The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind. Ryan Carlson has the largest species known to mankind.

I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!

by Slapchatt January 10, 2014

The Snake

When a permiscuous, young Ryan Powees takes his gentle fingers and protrudes them into other men's rectums and wiggles them around yelling, SNAKE ON THE LOOSE!!!

I was taking a nap last night and powees came up to me from behind and caught me with a nasty snake.

by Powees January 22, 2005

Alabama Black Snake

what i have in my pants. it is also very talented, as it can sing all of the billboard top 50 as well as drive much better than me. its office is larger than mine and its secretary is hotter than mine.

quite frankly, i'm jealous of my alabama black snake.

by steele, john steele April 19, 2004