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Harley James Schroeder

A strapping young man. Looks to kill, or have a woman in "awwh". Internally sleek and dark. He has a big plan, or money scheme brewing in that sexy bald head of his. Dangerous, in every way a bad boy could be.
"That Harley James Schroeder, makes my pussy so wet, and he hasn't even touched me yet ".
by Str8LikeDat! October 17, 2021
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The Red Hand of Sauromon

When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!
"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."
by PharoahBoyKing311 June 6, 2022
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Eye of Sauron

When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.
Gave that bitch the eye of Sauron last night! She didn't even see it coming.
by A filthy Hobbit August 4, 2022
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Who is Sauron ?

Who do you think plays Sauron ? Is it you or is it someone else ? Is it someone you love ? Like ? Or someone you hate ?
What do you guys think ? Sauron a guy or a girl

Who is Sauron ?
by urbandictionaryvea November 19, 2022
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pulling a Schrodinger

Making a half-sarcastic comment to a group of people that can be rebuked as sarcasm/banter if unappreciated, or just as easily allowed to slide if it's appreciated.

The name is derived from the famous Schrödinger's cat experiment, a demonstration of the concept of quantum superposition. 'The cat in this box is either dead or alive, and we have no way of knowing for certain until we open the box...'
1: "Mark just made a joke about women's rights. He's uh... he's being sarcastic, though, right...?"
2: "That guy is just pulling a Schrodinger to gauge the overall social climate here. See that? The douche just took it right back!"
1: "Damn..."
by Inlovewithabsol October 10, 2023
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The White Hand of Sauron

The act of receiving a blow job while standing and the blow job giver kneeling on both knees. Just before climax, the man comes into his hand and stamps the kneeler on the face and says “Whom do you serve-“

The receiver responds “Saruman!”
by PhilboBagginses March 7, 2026
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