Scooter

1. Someone who is really peppy but cheap
2. Someone who drags themselves into relationships for the money

Ugh, girl don't be such a scooter! I know you want that pink Louis Vuitton bag!
That scooter over there only took your girl cause' she got money from her daddy.

by Safaribro August 24, 2023

Scooter

A cute preppy cheap girl who wants a man.

That pretty scooter just wants you, take her.

by Safaribro August 24, 2023

Scromelette

When you set off to make an omelette but life scrambles it along the way.

The Israelis put all their eggs in Trump's basket but after the votes were cooked; all they were left with, was one giant Scromelette.

by ozcampbell September 7, 2023

Scrate

Slang for "straight", used primarily by ghetto men of the darker complexion, who can't enunciate.

Hey bro, you scrate?

by But... he's gay September 11, 2023

Scrotal Calamity

When one knicks ones nether regions as a gentleman. And there is a rampant leakage of haemoglobin via ones testes akin to the bouncing Betty’s destruction of German dams in WW2. I.e. when a self proclaimed idiot tries to pop a blood blister but opens up a capillary.

Christ alive! I’ve just sliced my ball sack. Absolute scrotal calamity.

by Slutty-butt-canoe October 13, 2023

Scroner

A Scroner marks the second evolution of a Stoner. At this point you will have more heady glass than friends and be in a constant cycle of moving what little money you have and spending it on hash rosin and high end flower.

My friend only talks about weed,hash and glass he's never not smoking weed...i mean like all the time ..i think he's becoming a scroner

by Slavlord October 23, 2023

Scooter Hooter

The loud noise made when old goons orgasms (esp over a old man called Scooter)

That goon gave out an almighty scooter hooter

by Carlos de la Cerda December 13, 2023