When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)
Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.
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Get the Santa dirt mug."You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .
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Get the santa claus moment mug.(Sahn-Ta) (Bea) (Crah-zie) Wow parents XD. He lands on top of houses(cuz he drunk) Covered in ashes when he comes down the chimney(he be smoking) Wearing a furry outfit(a furry gay outfit) And you let him into your house because he said he has something for your kids.(What good parenting skills)
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Tim was slapping his ball sack getting it nice and red. He grabbed his santa hat and bent his girlfriend over and went full santa rage, screaming "Mrs. Claus" as he emptied his red ball sack inside her.
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