Run-stiff

used to describe someone who is keen as/desperate or horny for sex so much they look like a naked man running with a hard on.

Also used to describe how much you want/wanted to have sex with a girl
haha you were so run-stiff over that girl on friday night you couldn't take your eyes off her!

yeah bro when I saw that bitch shaking dat ass she made me sooo run-stiff I just wanted to fuck her right then

dude I saw you talking to that girl it was so obvious you were running stiff for her

shit I'm feelin' run-stiff tonight bro lets go get some pussy!
by yo bama February 10, 2010
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Hit and Run

When you go to the washroom, take a shit and purposely (or accidentally) don't flush and walk way or leave the scene of the crime.
Dood, my girlfriend totally accidentally pulled a hit and run at my house last night, and by the time I got to it, the whole fucking room smelled like assholes.
by The Myuh Guy December 03, 2009
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Monkey Run

When you are masterbating and you are about to unload but you are not near a bathroom and you do not want to make a mess. So you run to the bathroom/toilet holding the end of your penis with one hand and the other hand in the air doing an impression of a monkey.
Oh shit, im about to cum - im gonna have to do a monkey run to the toilet.
by Daryl Brown November 18, 2007
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Hit and Run

When someone says something offensive, inappropriate, or in any way goon-like, on Facebook Chat, and then immediately goes offline to avoid consequences of the comment.

A Hit and Run is a sure example that the offender has Bitch in the Blood as well.
Eno: Damn DJ, remember when I whooped you in NCAA Football last night?!

DJ: You had Florida and I had Kent State, and you still only one by a game winning Field Goal!

Facebook Message: Eno is no longer online, and the message could not be sent.

DJ: God bless, he just delivered a nasty Hit and Run!
by DJWein3 September 04, 2009
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running farts

its wen you are running and at every step you are taking you are farting
ahhh wats that smell.
its that bitch that passed by he was running farts
by IloveFacebook123 January 29, 2011
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running the show

(adverb) How devout members of Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) describe the attitude and actions of an alcoholic who is not following the principles of the Twelve-Step program and the Big Book.

They believe that this person does not "know how to take direction."
"Sandy still thinks she can drink only on weekends and stop during the week. She continues to run the show."
by Twelve-Step slang November 20, 2004
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run a train

When two or more guys are going to fuck a girl
Let's take that chicken head back to my place and run a train on her.
by Elmo June 11, 2004
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