Pulls Out; meaning : when a male is having sexual intercourse and is about to ejaculate or 'cum'. He 'pulls out', by pulling his penis out of his partner.
Girl: You better not cum in me.
Guy: Then you better sleep on the couch.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Cuz the couch pulls out
Or
"Mom said that I'm here because Dad didn't pull out. "
Guy: Then you better sleep on the couch.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Cuz the couch pulls out
Or
"Mom said that I'm here because Dad didn't pull out. "
by Polar.Bear February 27, 2017
Chuck: Oh my god he was pulling a Trojan in math class today!
Ryan: What he was masterbating again!?
Ryan: What he was masterbating again!?
by realcanadianmaplekitties January 30, 2009
Woman: "Can't you get the day off work and stay in bed with me?"
Man: "Yeah, i'll just pull a sicky."
Man: "Yeah, i'll just pull a sicky."
by Kathy1234567 December 07, 2007
The act of becoming so inebriated that one loses all sense of girl selection and thus ends up hooking up with a female person of less than average attractiveness.
"You see that ugly chick sitting in the corner eating the turnip pudding? You were pulling a jimmy with her last night!"
by Hollywood Kim September 15, 2008
by Minionpotato February 26, 2019
"Dude, i was with this chick last night, and i was trying to get a Mexican Handshake, but she game me a jersey pull.. can you believe that?!
by Brodie L January 30, 2008
by Assistant to the Regonial Mana September 30, 2020