x profile

past history of girlfriends/boyfriends of a person (ex-profile)

do you even know that guy's x profile?

by your_voc1326 October 15, 2016

Gaysist Profemimuslim

We just offended about 90% of the population of the planet

(adj.) "Jessica's attitude made her seem to be a Gaysist Profemimuslim."

by ksdbvckuadbviysdbvirbliafbv August 17, 2017

PowerPoint Professor

A PowerPoint professor is one whose lectures are predominantly based off of lifeless and recycled PowerPoints. These professors typically bring no vigor to class, they're just there to collect a paycheck. Class participation and engagement is also usually at a minimum or non-existent altogether. These professors can blow through tons of material in short periods of time with a swift click of a button, and usually refuse to provide a more narrow study guide for exams, usually falling back on "just go over my PowerPoints". Oddly enough, these professors are clueless about their performance despite their "Does anyone have any questions?" being met with nothing chirps of crickets.

Dude, don't take data mining with him, he's nothing but a PowerPoint professor. Trust me, he's been using the same PowerPoint since Microsoft invented PowerPoint.

by zerO_One June 3, 2018

Semi Professional Girlfriend

The semi professional girlfriend is the often visually pleasing partner of (in this particular example) a dj.
What this actually means is that they commit sex acts on at least one dj on the same line up at a time before then controlling everything besides the mixer in the dj booth such as fan access and how long fans may look at the dj before getting a filthy look from semi pro girlfriend and waves of spunky energy.
These girlfriends collect dj sperm and proceed to later cough it up and make trophies from it at a later date whilst telling everyone at the afters how some well known name in the dj world is their boyfriend.
In terms of professionalism these girlfriends usually get paid in drink, drugs, backstage passes and superstar sperm only.
A semi professional girlfriend is similar to a WAG in the world of football and often displays a superficial experience.

"Dudeeee she is fit" "Na mate that's a Semi Professional Girlfriend - can you not sense the self importance vibe radiating off her or smell of perfume and semen?"

by Bad Puppy December 19, 2019

evil kinevel profit

When in an accident, the total insurance cash payout is MORE than the vehicle was purchased for.

example

4500 down payment

3600 loan payments

3400 remaining on loan

insurance payout:

12,800 total

"Dude, I bought the bike for 9 grand and insurance paid me an Evil Kinevel profit of 12.5 grand when I wrecked it!"

by blackbirdblackwolf May 24, 2009

picar, profano, desagradable

sinful,unholy,disgraceful

spreading of the unclean word is wicked

by Yolanda E. H July 18, 2003

PPP (Pretty, Proper, and Professional)

Very common in academics, students should adhere to this idealistic acronym "PPP" or Pretty, Proper, and Professional, which is an ideology or method to consider when submitting work, especially papers or projects. This acronym is not limited to academics, as it can be applied to other facets of life such as work, personal mottos, and more.

Professor: Make sure your project is PPP (Pretty, Proper, and Professional)!
Student: Ok.. My project will be P cubed, you got it.
Professor: Excellent, I look forward to seeing it!

Person 1: My life motto is to be PPP when in doubt.
Person 2: Not a bad life motto.
Person 1: Ikr....

by LingDanc803 May 2, 2021