Potato Nigger

a person from Irish decent; a derogatory term to use for an Irish person; a mick; a potato picker.

Dan: Yo ya know that fucking red-headed Leprochaun?
Jack: Yea the fucking potato nigger, rite?
Dan: Yeah, he's looking for his lucky charms.

by SeaShanty May 7, 2005

Crusty Potato

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.

My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.

by nunya May 13, 2005

potatoe masher

sex with a guy who really has no rhythm or finesse,basically "pound pound pound"

He was such a potatoe masher in bed!

by Brad January 10, 2004

potato cannon

Any sort of device that looks like a cannon and is generally designed to shoot potatos at a high velocity using household products as propellent. Also known as spud gun and potato launcher.

Using these lengths of PVC pipe, I intend to constuct a brand new potato cannon that will surely attract every twelve-year-old in the nieghborhood.

by Kurt Padilla July 12, 2004

smashed potato

It is when two people that are mentally disabled have hardcore sex.

Catie and Steven were both retarded, and fucked so there smashed potato

by Nigger jones February 1, 2017

Sweet potato

A thicc ass that looks warm and delicious to consume

Damn I wanna eat her sweet potato

by supersonic21 April 22, 2019

soggy potatoes

An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.

soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with

by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020