Pull The Pickle

To jerk it, to spank the monkey, to masturbate.

"Hey, when's Jeff gonna let us use the bathroom? He's been in there for 30 minutes already."
"He can't help it. Ever since Andrea broke up with him, all he's done is cry on the couch and pull the pickle."
"Ugh."

by CanWe July 8, 2015

painting the pickle

To pleasure oneself typically in a public toilet. Mostly in a portable outhose

Work was slow at the construction site so I went to the porta-potty and began painting the pickle.

by Mopopi March 3, 2016

Chayce Pickle

A complete DUMBASS

And LOVES ZINGER BURGER

he will marry a zinger burger in the future

I saw Chayce Pickle eating Zinger Burger last night

by Big_Mac_Sauce. March 5, 2019

Albino Pickle

A pickle that likes to be tossed in a spice garden with a blonde wig on. It usually has a better time when googley eyes are glued on, or if it has an erection because of a cucumber.

Woa! Look at that Albino pickle go!
Damn, those things are AMAZING.
Yeah, screw Kardashians. This shit is amazing,

by ginathedragonslayer January 5, 2012

pickle dick

a predictament or troubling occurance/ also used to annoy others in shouting matches

"We're in a pickle Dick." The Adventures of Dick and Jane

by Megs and Mads November 16, 2006

Pickle Hair

the constant pounding of a woman while riding cowgirl causes extreme pressure on the man's bladder. Having nowhere else to go, the man proceeds to urinate on the girl's hair and then continues intercourse. Upon completion, the man then ejaculates in the woman's hair. The combination of urine and ejaculate causes the hair to take on an odor like that of pickle juice.

Tommy: Oh baby, keep riding that dick!

(girl continues to ride)

Tommy: Oh shit baby, I really gotta piss

Baby: uh uh uh...oh shit...well....i guess just piss in my hair, i'm too horny to wait

(Tommy proceeds to piss in her hair and the continue intercourse)

Tommy: Ugh ugh oh baby i'm cumming in your hair!!!!!
Baby: What the fuck?!?!
Tommy: Pickle Hair and you got it from me!!!

by quikstop03 May 30, 2010

Hide the pickle

To blasphemise on a dooshe pickle

Let's play hide the pickle with your disrespectful father

by Dej GD Lean October 12, 2018