puff daddy

went with jennifer lopez

stupid

by Alicia April 1, 2003

PUFF

The opposite of MILF. Stands for Pretty Unlikely (Too) Fucking Fat. Generally used by guys cruising the streets but could be used by gals too.

Cruising down the street you see a nice blonde with a pushchair and a big fat chick.

"Nice MILF shame about the PUFF."

by saber sharp March 3, 2009

suger puff

when a girl grabs her piss flaps and pulls them over her body.
creating the suger puff

man she is so loose she could be a suger puff.

by D.W November 24, 2006

cunt puffin

1. A lesbian with a large stripey beak, with habit of diving for fish, a large breast but a strange waddle.

2. Someone male or female who has a habit of smoking snatch, hence puffin the cunt.

"Oh my god Chenade look at the Cunt puffin on that"

by Baron von penisham March 19, 2009

pluffin

Poo that Looks like a mUFFIN

I would rather eat a pluffin then be a riemer

by three May 4, 2006

kreme-puff

The act wherein a man is about to ejaculate but chooses to hold back his load while holding his breath until the point of explosion. This results in the first squirt of semen taking the form of a puffed mushroom cloud. The puffed effect stems from the redirection of air due to the breath being held in addition to the eventual oral exhalation. The puff can also be emitted from the phallus in the shape of a freshly spun wisp of cotton candy and tastes just the same.

My girl was giving me a blowjob and I held back until I couldn't hold anymore and I blinded her with a kreme-puff.

by shit taster September 23, 2009

Mississippi Creame Puff

Heterosexual male who exudes extreme amounts of wit and sarcasm. When intoxicated, said male portrays feminine attributes.

That big irish guy is either a closet çase or a total mississippi creame puff!

by missyfit123 May 15, 2011