A Phil Peter’s

To talk so much bollocks that others around can’t help but get wrapped up in said bollocks

“I invented google but I forgot to claim that I invented google, and somebody else stole my idea.”

“That’s such a Phil Peter’s pile of bullshit”

by Harry Handle November 12, 2020

fM!Phil

A dorky little fool who doesn't really know fuck all but talks a lot of shit. A loser who can't even beat up a poster of bruce lee, get's his ass kicked by posters of bruce lee.

my girlfriend thought fM!Phil was a transvestite bag lady the first time she saw it.

by wongjackmansuckscock July 12, 2003

Dr. Phil

Verb. The act of telling an unknowing suspect B*ll5&*t in order to get the unknowing suspect to feel a certain way or believe certain events happened. The B*ll5&*t is usually based loosely on known psychological flaws that occur in the human brain’s way of processing information. This act is usually most successful when used by someone with a Dr. in their name giving that unknowing suspect the false sense of security that they have superior knowledge to others.

"Are you trying to Dr. Phil me? Because what you just said sounds like complete b*ll5&*t."

by jlfosternz April 28, 2009

Steaming Philadelphia

Where a partner lies on their back, with a big piece of plastic wrap on their face then the other partner precedes to squat over their face and shit out a steaming turd onto the face, as they lie there enjoying the warmth of your turd.

I decided to enjoy a "Steaming Philadelphia" with the new guy at work

by Poopy Mcpooperson09 February 25, 2010

dr phil

the sexiest man alive

“look at dr phil he sure is sexy”

“and he’s thiccc too”

by dr phil love March 3, 2020

Pulling a Phil

The act in which you set your alarm clock in order to wake up in the middle of the night or early morning to have sex with your significant other, whether it be male or female.

Last night I came home and my wife didn't want to have sex with me, so i ended up Pulling a Phil and set my alarm for 4:30am.

by shesonfire101 November 28, 2010

Dr. Phil-ing

Putting off/Expressing emotional problems on another person although they are clearly unqualified to give a professional opinion on mental health.

So I buy dinner, take her to a movie, pay for drinks, we get to my house and she starts Dr. Phil-ing me.

by brainsplatter87 February 21, 2011