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Vanilla Panda.

Utterly lawless, pretty jewy, all about the apple juice banter and often hailing from Lagos. Enjoys Cats, Jackets and a smattering of Whisky. But mainly apple juice. And banter.
Shit did you see that guy? He is so lawless, he reminded me of Vanilla Panda.
by Sebastian Mellmoth November 12, 2010
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Panda skin

(adjective) often used to compliment quality of a piece of clothing; rare, godly; a synonym for "dope"
A: I heard someone spilled acid all over him. Is he alright?
B: His skin got burnt, but his coat is alright - totally panda skin.
by graascoat December 13, 2010
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panda champion

One he is the champion of being chill.
Mike is the best. No matter what happens, he stays in panda champion mode, nothing shakes him.
by Mpa007 November 14, 2020
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Panda Keeper

One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.

Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.
Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.

Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.
by PolleN112 June 2, 2022
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Panda Purse

An oriental females' vagina.
I got myself one of those Panda Purses at home.
by pete the pedo May 6, 2011
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Panda

The most retarded animal that ever walked this earth. Due to its size it should eat things like a horse made of chocolate and whey powder, but instead it decides to eat the least nutritious food that exists: bamboo. Because of this low nutrition a panda needs to eat around 500 stems each day which takes up all the time they spend being awake. The rest of the time they sleep.

They are almost extinct is for three reasons:
1. When the bamboo in the area they reside runs out, they are too lazy to move their fat asses anywhere else
2. They do not fornicate. But how can you blame them when they spend their entire day eating
3. Natural selection

They are not yet extinct for two correlated reasons:
1. They look ‘cute’
2. Human stupidity

I hereby nominate the entire panda species for the Darwin Award.
Panda A: I'm Hungry
Panda B: Yeah, me too

SPOILER:
They die
by Binque May 27, 2014
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Coon panda

Someone that's is always up to trouble. Lies steals and cheats on their significant other. Commits felonies daily.
You on that Coon panda shit ain't ya? That's why no one wants you around
by Loveydisco September 17, 2022
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