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Spicy noodle situation

A situation in which a person grows unwanted affection for someone when they it's bad for them
Increasing love for somebody who you know is toxic for your mental health

- a spicy noodle situation
by LankyAsianbro February 17, 2018
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Pot Noodle Psychosis

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
by pixelfingers September 3, 2016
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Chicken Noodle Soup

Taking any noodle and shoving it in the tip of your penis and the other end in your asshole.
Holy shit man!! Just made some neat chicken noodle soup yesterday!!
by rinlovesstrokingit January 31, 2023
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National Noodle Day

National Noodle day takes place the 25th of every month. It takes place during lunch where one friend brings noodles for everyone who sits at your lunch table.
24: “okay <name> is bringing noodles tomorrow.” 25: “YAYYYY NOODLES

National Noodle day means it’s a celebration of the noodle and Sharing it among friends
by NationalNoodles October 27, 2019
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Noodle Pipe Hype

When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.
Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.
by The Sadist September 30, 2021
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Chicken Noodle soup

A word that can be said at any time at any occasion
by WaffleStomp July 6, 2021
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Chicken Noodle Strip

CNS (Chicken Noodle Strip) is a word you scream out when you're playing video games. Usually meant to degrade someone.
"NO ONE LOVES YOU GADAMN BUILT LIKE A CHICKEN NOODLE STRIP WITH THE TERIAKI IN THE MIDDLE BRUH" -Person 1
" Damn bro I finna kms" -Person 2
by CNSLover October 30, 2022
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