nut butt

to fart near or on someones face or genitals

josh i am about to nut butt on you

by alex tha jezzy on the track. May 18, 2008

bumper nuts

Imitation bull's ball made of chromed steel or colored plastic, that are hung from the rear bumper of pick up trucks and sport utility vehicles. See see bumper balls

Ihung some chrome bumper nuts on my f-350 dually.

by bumperman March 21, 2005

fuzz nut

a giant fool who thinks that he/she is the sh*t

This guy in my anatomy class is a giant fuzz nut, he doesn't even know what a kidney is.

by desiabq May 22, 2004

clag nuts

Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wiping.

Hey Barri, how was your date last night?
Well we had a great meal, the movie was top, we went back to mine and he was just going down on me when he spotted some clag nuts. How I wish I'd used the bidet!

by MisterE July 16, 2008

Dry nuts

Someone who hasn't had sexual intercourse in a long time

I think Tyler has dry nuts, he hasn't had sex in forever

by SpicySausageQueen2214 January 6, 2017

internet nut

looking at porn on the internet and jacking off

imma go bust a internet nut

by tj January 11, 2004

nut up

hybrid cross between "grow a pair of nuts" and "man up"

Guy 1: "Oh man, I totally wanna bang that chick over there."

Guy 2: "So nut up and do it already!"

by LOVEMESOMEURBAN October 18, 2010