Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.

I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.

by whcgonzo November 6, 2012

Morning Love Tap

When you wake up in the morning and roll over, accidentally elbowing your partner in the face.

My girlfriend has a bruise on her forehead. I hope people don't think I beat her. It was just a morning love tap!

by comradez May 26, 2014

Morning-before pancakes

Morning-before pancakes is mostly for a girl too give a guy if she wants to have it she fills the pancakes with Viagra then she gives them too the man before they know it it's already started

Babe, " what are you cooking,"

" nothing just your favourite morning-before pancakes!"

by Yolo22112 June 7, 2014

morning sparkler

When people fap in the morning

Dude, I just had myself a morning sparkler in the shower.

by boobookittyfuck13 January 17, 2014

morning rubbing

when a man wakes up with his penis in between butt cheeks and rubs it up an down

"i woke up with this bitch and had a morning rubbing."

by luvingangel October 22, 2014

morbisitie

An obese amount of morbidity.

The Defects comics have more morbisitie than the Turbulence comics.

by Vlilris January 15, 2015

Morning English

The words you use in the morning while talking to strangers in gas stations, breakfast shops and coffee houses. While in your head, makes perfect sense. Audibly, It consists of various Broken English babble that makes no sense to anyone unless it is used in conjunction with hand signals.

Dude, your Morning English was so bad I thought you were speaking Alien.

by TheBigE_843 March 7, 2015