The awesomest pie monster to ever roam the earth. Roams usually around Scotland and the interweb. Notoriously known for her cat-like appearance (white w/ brown splotches, and a gray 'fringe' over one eye) She wears a tawny owl feather behind one ear, and had blue eyes that glow at times. She is easily distracted by shining/glowing things, so mirrors are often used to keep her away.
'Spotteh The Pie Monster was last spotted taking a small child's pie. The child cried for days.'
or,
'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'
or,
'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'
by The Pie Monsterologist January 18, 2010
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a piece of shit that is over 9 inches in length and atleast 3 inches wide, or a piece of shit that weighs over 5.5 pounds (lbs.)
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(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )
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Man I was so bunged up with flu, but I had to meet Charlene at the bar so I was such a snot monster, sneezin everywhere.
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