glacial minute

a noun referring to a long period of time.

Sally: "hey dude! i'll be there in a glacial minute."
(3 hours later)
Sally: "hey dude, i'm here."
Lester: " jeez sally, what took you so long."

by Kyle Lesterson January 28, 2010

sex minute

A very short minute. Slightly longer than the New York minute. Time does fly when you are having fun.

Just give me a sex minute.

I hope I can last longer than just a few sex minutes.

Wow, those certainly were 10 sex minutes.

by thebigdaddy July 9, 2010

Stoner Minute

A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.

Joe: You coming over yet?

Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad

*7 minutes later*

Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!

by EyeJuan December 1, 2010

Hidden Mitten

The act of Fisting a vagina followed by the insertion of an erect penis. Once both the fist and the penis have met inside, the hand jacks off the erection. This act is done by one male to one female.

For example, "The only way we both could get off was by throwing her the Hidden Mitten."

by Road Crow April 5, 2011

pig mittens

The act of inserting each hand entirely into the vaginas of two fat chicks. An adaptation of "pink mittens."

I heard Steve is into whaling... last night he took home two fat chicks and got himself some pig mittens.

by danconia May 4, 2011

Jimmy Minute

The time it takes for a hungry athlete to eat two Jimmy Johns sandwiches. Usually about 10-15 actual minutes.

Yeah, I was so hungry after our first game I had to pull a Jimmy Minute dinner before the next game started.

Jeff: Did you hear about Cris?
Dillon: Yeah, I heard he pulled a 5 minute Jimmy Minute last night. What was up with that?
Jeff: He didn't eat much for lunch, so he was starving after soccer practice.

by Ashaa September 20, 2011

Icky Mitt

When after having sex with a Female or Male partner, you ejaculate onto your hand and commence to slap your partner around the face.

"so how come you and Sarah split up?"

"she freaked out when I gave her a Icky Mitt last week"

"Dude, you'd only been going out for two weeks!"

by Mr.Toasty May 28, 2012