Mexican Sandwich

When your having a threesome with two fat girls and get sandwiched

Bro I almost died last night when I was Mexican Sandwiched.

by Johnny Appletree March 2, 2022

Mexican jet

That jet-fast, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole when you're taking a dump the morning after eating a hot Mexican meal.

- I really liked that new Mexican joint last night.

- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.

by vadissimo October 22, 2008

Mexican rehab

A toxin cleanse consisting of Tex-Mex food, typically consumed after bouts of binge drinking.

Waking up from a night of tequila indulgence, Jorge needed Mexican rehab to shake a nasty hangover.

by badmonkey13121 February 20, 2011

mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water as they eat them out.

Horny and thirsty? Why not Mexican strainer?

by Mr. Id November 25, 2018

Mexican search

When the police illegally or arbitrarily search your vehicle or person and seize any found contraband.

The cops totally Mexican searched my car and took my stash but at least they didn't charge me.

by Popo Pedro July 28, 2017

mexican wad

A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.

Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed

Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!

by Thatoneguy2 November 5, 2013

Mexican Lovefest

When a mexican corners his lady-companion against a urban brick wall, steel subway railing or in the corner of a 24 hour deli and proceeds to make out with her as she pretends to resist.

Smouha:"hey look over there salameh!"
Salameh: "oh my god, look against that wall"!
Smouha: "holy shit is he forcing her to make out?"
Salameh: "yea. total mexican lovefest"

by Mr. Hoboski August 4, 2008