L.A.P.D.

Large Ass Pelvis Destroyer.

-An overweight female that would destroy your pelvis if she had sex with you.

I just hooked up with an L.A.P.D. and now i wont be able to walk in weeks.

by coomey January 17, 2011

L my P

For all those ladies who like their pussy licked....just kindly ask your beau to L your P!

Hey you! Cock with a wallet....l my p or I will bite your dick off!

by Jill 'the Hammer' Shapiro June 25, 2007

L.J.

The act of masterbating alone.

Jerking Off
Similar in nature to an H.J. but flying solo.

Gonna go home and give myself an L.J.

Looks like he's gettin an L.J. later. (if they leave alone.)

by Kgar1984 September 4, 2009

l.a.m.b

Gwen Stefani's (orginaly of the band No Doubt)clothing line. LAMB stands for love angel music baby.
this is also the title of her latest album.

i just baught a L.A.M.B purse at Saks the other day.

by Halston [im a chick haha] December 31, 2005

L bozo

your gay

L bozo + ratio

by yourgayandybbetter April 12, 2022

L DOUBLE E D S

leeds, used commonly by chavs to determine their place of origin commonly followed by 'WOT WOT' just for extra brapping. Used with the gunz for effect.

Originates from the DJ Q and MC Bonez tunez. "You Wot!?" and "Get Mad"

John: Where you from?

Mr. Chavvy: L DOUBLE E D S WOT WOT!!

John: Oh...

by zh255050561 July 23, 2009

L.l.a.f.

(L.l.a.f.) better known as laugh like a fuck, is a term used when you are laughing so hard and so uncontrolabley you look, sound and are acting like a fuck. Usually happens when you are intoxiacted, high or very giddy.

" Jason was so drunk that when Sam told the really stupid joke he started to L.l.a.f. "

by Larry<3lovesaprude July 18, 2009