Keyboardmania

Another game in Konami's Bemani series. Cancelled at 3rd Mix. The controller used is a two-octave Yamaha keyboard for each player, witch a pitch lever on the left or right side. Not as hard as Beatmania IIDX, but still a lot of fun. Links to Guitar Freaks and Drummania up through Guitar Freaks 6/Drummania 5.

"Keyboardmania is a fun game."

Keyboardmania by crono June 28, 2003

keybroad 

A chat girlfriend

Yo, I thought this keybroad I met in Booty Chat would be hot, come to find out, she was really 350 pounds with missing teeth!

keybroad by tha_cuddla February 8, 2004

keykul 

A variant to keykul, which is also a variant to keke.

Amanda: "So anyway, I was with this cute guy before...and oh man, he is like totally undoubtedly astounding and stuff."
Brittany: "O rly? Did you do it?"
Amanda: "....YES! keykul~~~"

keykul by Nick Francese July 29, 2008

keyboardasm 

An overwhelming sensation of pleasure that a person experiences while typing something that they feel is particularly brilliant, original, poignant or funny. The satisfaction and elation is the opposite of feelings associated with writer's block.

Typing furiously on her computer, the author experienced a keyboardasm when she realized that she had perfectly expressed with words the exact feeling and emotion that she had hoped to convey.

keyboardasm by Buzz Writeyear January 15, 2008

Keystone Knight 

A man or woman, most commonly a man, who drinks a large amount of Keystone Light, and is often much better at drinking games after consuming said beer.

Christ man, did you see Kevin last night? He drank at least a 30 pack of Keystone last night and won every game of pong that he played. Dude's a Keystone Knight.

Keystone Knight by Gl0ckt0pus March 16, 2009

Keyboard Debate 

A political argument that takes place on the Internet. These types of debates usually take place on social media sites around election times. Keyboard Debates typically start on a politically opinionated posts, status, pictures, and videos in the comment section.

Sam: How was your weekend?
Joe: Not so good. I got into a bunch of keyboard debates about Obama and Romney on Facebook.
Sam: You need to stay off Facebook or don't say anything about politics during elections.

Keyboard Debate by That American Kid August 21, 2013

keyboarding 

A medieval form of torture.

In its modern incarnation, the keyboarding victim is placed within earshot of a piano student doing finger exercises and practicing musical scales.

Keyboarding always outperforms more modern, physical forms of torture such as water-boarding. Spies trained to withstand physical torture always crack under the strain of keyboarding.

“AAAAAH!! That kid next door keeps practicing musical scales!

I can’t take it anymore.
We’ve got to move someplace where there are no pianos!! AAAaaaaah!

That realtor said she could make us sell. Hurry… get her on the phone while I keep my ears covered!
Yes. Yes. We’ll sell now. Yes… you can have a 20% commission! Aaaaaah! Make it stop! Whatever you want… just stop the keyboarding.

STOP the KEYBOARDING!!

AAAAAaaaaaaa…”

keyboarding by pianocheater April 14, 2014