Ron-Johnson

When you are having sex, you remove yourself from your partner and slap her in the face with your cock. Than you continue to have sex (if you can)

"How'd you break your arm?"
"I tried to Ron-Johnson my girlfriend and she flipped me off the bed."

by A. Duncan June 13, 2008

swift johnsoning

The act of wiping your partners running nose with a swift movement of your penis; swift johnsoning

I just swift Johnsoning my girlfriends runny nose

by Caylih10 February 15, 2014

Brandon Johnson

Literally a direct translation to "Man Bitch".

Man that guy is a real Brandon Johnson.

He has a purse? Wow... what a Brandon Johnson.

by TheDIctionaryPeople November 4, 2014

hobo johnson

a Louis Ceilla word suposably origanated from one of his hobo friends that he meets in boston which he does alot

"Hobo Johnson! Cadillac! Windos 98!"

by The Beegees June 21, 2003

dirty johnson

sexual act in which the male goes for 7 days without showering unbeknownst to the female, who then performs oral sex upon the male.

yea i tricked that bitch into giving me a dirty johnson

man you could never pull a dirty johnson

i aint seen her in a minute bout to pull a dirty johnson

by jonmacgyver March 15, 2010

The Johnson Treatment

Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.

At first she didn't like the idea, but then she allowed him to give her the Johnson Treatment.

by Peter Shenyé June 9, 2008

don johnson

Cool guy car salesman character who likes to roll his sleeves,and act super bad; often gay and creepy. This type of individual thinks he is cute, but he is typically a complete clown douchebag.

What a clown, that guy reminds of me a don johnson kind of a fellow

by Cuto Dickson February 26, 2009