When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
by Zonal K September 22, 2019
Get the Jerk from homemug. A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass
Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge
by Smolboi420420 November 2, 2020
Get the No jerk off Januarymug. When you want a girl to "Yes JERK ME SWOLE!" or when horny "I want to be jerked swole." or when mad " FUCKKKKKKK JUST JERK ME SWOLE!" and then finally when happy. "Jerk me swole hahahah!"
by AnuttaHandjob January 2, 2017
Get the Jerk me swolemug. by daddyllammaeus B July 21, 2017
Get the jerk off pantsmug. by Jabony December 10, 2015
Get the Jerk off bunmug. Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.
Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.
by KyleP March 22, 2007
Get the Jerking your cockmug. 