January 9

when jungkook declared jkday.
beacuse of his birthday but backwards.
so its official its jkday!!

09-01 ➡️ 01-09
u get it jkday January 9??

by jk_bunny January 9, 2020

January 29th

One if the best penguin loving moms was born today.

The best mom on planet Earth was born today January 29th.

by haple January 27, 2020

January 24

january 24, 2021 is today, a sunday we are all just laying on our beds relaxing because the next day is a monday

today is january 24

by kageyamas wife January 24, 2021

Januweary

The sudden exhaustion you feel when you realize the holidays are over and there are no long weekends til Easter.

1. You return to work in January after the Christmas break and are overwhelmed by volumes of work - it can be said that you are "Januweary"
2. You take down the dead Christmas tree and pack up the angels for another year and have to haul them out to the garage and climb the ladder to the loft but you are too weak - it can be said that you are "Januweary"
3. You wake up to find another 2 feet of snow in your driveway from the snowplow and your back is so sore from shoveling that you cannot move - it can be said that you are "Januweary"

by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Janus

What you name youre kid if you have an anal fixation

Janus got picked on at school because his mother named him after an anus

by legs almighty February 22, 2019

January 17

Kristin's birthday and u are a baddie

Izzy: Who's birthday is it?

Kris: it's mine January 17
Izzy: oh HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU IS A BAD BIHHHH

by Mr. Sadboy October 26, 2019

January 17

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 17
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019