jesus berries

Another way of saying olives. Because they're synonomous with the area in which Jesus lived.

"Usually at Thanksgiving kids like to stick their fingers in Jesus berries."

by oscar green September 3, 2007

jesus bandit

A person who takes jesus statues from churches and sells them for money to other churches.

Mike always leaves he's house because he's a jesus bandit

by Mr.Clean April 1, 2008

Jesus Sweet

An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

The release of Fable for the Xbox was such a Jesus Sweet event that I didn't have a clean pair of pants for a month.

by not_michael October 11, 2004

jesus kickers

1. Someone's feet that are so big, that when they walk, they kinda look like they are trying to kick Jesus off his cloud.
2. A pair of shoes that are too big for the person wearing them

1. that dude has some serious jesus kickers, he should do what those Chinese women do and gradualy make them smaller before he wakes up The Son Of God
2.That clown has the biggest Jesus kickers this side of the known frontier

by Charlie Mcnamara December 1, 2006

jesus it up

VERB;tO put Jesus in weird situations
many are found on google images

Jesus Cow
Jesus the Freshmaker
Bowling with Jesus
Chees 'n' Jesus
jESUS haT
Jesus Not Coming Back Press Conference

by the revolution May 5, 2004

jesus fandom

An excellent synonym for the religion of Christianity

Bob: Hey man, you goin' to Jesuscon this sunday?

Bill: Nah, I quit the Jesus fandom after they released that new testament DLC

by Ilovejesusfandom December 31, 2016

Chocolate Jesus

President Obama. Makes reference to his skin color (black, or "chocolate"), and his status with his followers and the main stream media as an almost messiah-like figure, dispite evidence that he is, in fact, merely another politician.

"Enough about Obama, you'd think this guy is some kind of chocolate jesus the way people hype him."

by fatmandive January 27, 2009