Facksed Up

Getting obliterated or blottoed on alcohol and/or drugs. Often indicated by the body and mind going into a catatonic state.

Listen bruh, I am facksed up!! That crack and lean really hammered me hard. I think I may have pissed my pants.

by ThickDickNick October 6, 2018

pooty up

Pooty is like your life force, your state of mind, chi and your general well-being. Your Pooty can be up, it can be down, it can be in-between. You can be a Pooty lifter by elevating the mood and feelings (pooties) of folks around you.

Man, you're really strugglin' today.. let me take you out for food and drinks and get your Pooty up!

I can tell you're down in the dumps today, I'm gonna fan that Pooty flame.

I see that you are feeling low, I'm here to help you fluff your Pooty.

by Margie at Largie December 29, 2021

Stroke up

When a gentlemen strokes his penis before sexual intercourse or before take a picture of it.

Hold on. I’m not ready to put it in. Let me stroke up a bit.

I know women love dick pics so I always stroke up before I send one.

by Earth Wind and Taint November 14, 2020

Barber Up

When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.

Yea I had to barber up last night. Almost needed a weed wacker to get that bush back under control.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Up the Hoof

Phrase used to describe a female who has found herself to be in a state of pregnancy.

"Aww man, that girl I banged last month is up the hoof....I knew I should have wrapped my piece"

by Paulzovich April 8, 2015

Fitch Up

A Fitch Up is pulled when pretending to resign from a job. They key is to get re-hired after only a week or two of leaving.

Worker 1: Man, I can't believe he's been gone a whole week now.
Worker 2: Didn't you hear? He's starting back on Tuesday!
Worker 1: what a classic Fitch Up.

by CL1LN0 September 4, 2019

Go on up

Taken from 2 Kings 2:23, literally meaning go to heaven, is a phrase used to mock Christians, especially when they're being belligerent. Unlike the story in the bible, the user will generally not get retribution for using this phrase.

Go on up, you baldhead!

by Amy_S April 19, 2019