Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
Get the waffle-ironmug. A term used by people to justify actions or slang they use (which may be considered offensive or socially embarrassing) as being used to sarcastically make fun of people who do these things in full sincerity.
Secretly, they're serious about it too though.
Secretly, they're serious about it too though.
James: Dude, stop saying cringe. That stopped being funny years ago.
Andrew: No dude it's ok, I say it ironically.
Andrew: No dude it's ok, I say it ironically.
by Thenimas January 24, 2022
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Person2: Yeah man! Jimmy is one iron guy!
Person2: Yeah man! Jimmy is one iron guy!
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