bumper nuts

Imitation bull's ball made of chromed steel or colored plastic, that are hung from the rear bumper of pick up trucks and sport utility vehicles. See see bumper balls
Ihung some chrome bumper nuts on my f-350 dually.
by bumperman March 22, 2005
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clag nuts

Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wiping.
Hey Barri, how was your date last night?
Well we had a great meal, the movie was top, we went back to mine and he was just going down on me when he spotted some clag nuts. How I wish I'd used the bidet!
by MisterE January 27, 2006
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fuzz nut

a giant fool who thinks that he/she is the sh*t
This guy in my anatomy class is a giant fuzz nut, he doesn't even know what a kidney is.
by desiabq May 23, 2004
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Dry nuts

Someone who hasn't had sexual intercourse in a long time
I think Tyler has dry nuts, he hasn't had sex in forever
by SpicySausageQueen2214 January 06, 2017
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internet nut

looking at porn on the internet and jacking off
imma go bust a internet nut
by tj January 12, 2004
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nut up

hybrid cross between "grow a pair of nuts" and "man up"
Guy 1: "Oh man, I totally wanna bang that chick over there."

Guy 2: "So nut up and do it already!"
by LOVEMESOMEURBAN October 16, 2010
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