Giving Happy A Bath

To masturbate or give oneself pleasure.

I haven't been on a date in three months so I have been giving happy a bath several times a week. Happy is a bit chafed.

by HappyTheRhino August 31, 2011

A Hairy Cookie

Pour chocolate sauce on her nether regions while she has a carpet (preferably shag) and then go to town on her with your mouth

"Dude I totally did a hairy cookie with my girlfriend last night. Im still finding hair in my teeth"

by Ccb1362 September 29, 2013

Polish Happy Meal

When you order a McChicken Sandwhich without mayo, spread a little ketchup on the upper bun, your own cum on the lower bun. Then scrunch in your fist and use as fleshlight.

I was feeling stressed last night, so I had a Polish Happy Meal

by DJ Pies January 24, 2018

If it goes down a happy joint its a stronger high

A traditional saying said when an individual has smoked a marijuana cigarette right down to the roach. It is beilieved that once said it will give off a stronger, longer lasting marijuana high

Stoner A: hey lads im after finishing the joint
Stoner B,C,D,E: If it goes down a happy joint its a stronger high

by The joint smoker November 1, 2019

super-happy-fun-time!

Uncommonly used, but still heard once in a while. It's a phrase that Winnie from Animal Crossing would use every now and then (and I imagine that a few other characters similar to Winnie would use it too). Fun to say if your bored/hyper.

You're really giving me this cookie?? Yay! Super-happy-fun-time!

by person ^^ May 19, 2004

happy new year

(noun) anyone having a birthday around the end of September or the beginning of October, indicating they were conceived on New Year's Eve/Day.

"What's up with that group birthday party?"

"Each one is a happy new year. I heard on the radio October 5 is the most popular birthday in the nation."

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by sally forth February 6, 2010

happy gilmore

Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."

"I think you're great, Sean."

"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."

"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"

"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."

"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."

by The Strut October 11, 2004