Fooliosis

“Fooliosis” or the medical term “Fooliosis of the skull”. A word that describes temporary paralysis of the brain and motor functions. This state is usually induced by alcohol or other substances. Symptoms are obnoxious laughing and hallucinations. Fooliosis can lead to erratic and otherwise embarrassing behavior. The first case of fooliosis was reported in Telluride, Colorado circa June 2005.

"Leigh is acting very weird, she must have fooliosis."

"Mom and dad, I have fooliosis of the skull. Ha, ha!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry Timmy, but a person with a severe case of fooliosis, such as youself, has a maximum of 1 week to live."

by nbolser July 3, 2005

food dance

the little dance you do when you're happy to be eating. usually done while seated

I was so happy to have homemade mashed potatos that I did the food dance.

by daaang December 21, 2008

Food crawl

Visiting multiple restaurants in an evening to obtain one complete and proper meal. This may be done as a dine-in or take-out experience. It is most often a practice where restaurants have one tasty item, and everything else on the menu ranged from only moderatly good to shit.

Well if you can't decide where to eat, quit wasting my time and let's do a food crawl.

by Walla_B September 4, 2014

food is good

a phrase used when the food is good

"wow the food is good!"

by lilBroomstick February 22, 2015

puerto rican cuban food

Term racists use to describe the cuisine of the Caribbean

That racist pig Susan said we're having Puerto Rican Cuban food for dinner tonight.

by Drogie May 24, 2017

Brown Food

Freezer food that you have when you can't be arsed to cook. Tastes like cardboard, results in ridicule and a trip to the shitter.

James: Having Thai-green curry tonight Dec?
Dec: Nah mate, having brown food innit.

by Virgoodtayrunmeson January 24, 2015

Whole Foods leftist

The sort of economically oblivious rich person who would consider shopping at Whole Foods to be a serious way of advancing social justice.

That Whole Foods leftist just told me I was literally Hitler for not driving a hybrid.

by Queen Buttrix September 22, 2016