Flaming

A flaming person is one that becomes fascinated with religion, sports, school, etc...and is very vocal about it. Sharing new facts and ideas with anyone who is willing to listen. Constantly referencing different things.

She was a flaming Christian. She would quote from the bible on the regular and say "Praise the Lord."

by I Am The Chosen One December 9, 2009

The Flamingo

when a girl stands on top of her bed one one foot and shits on her partners ear

my girl friend gave me the flamingo last night

by Ya Boy Brizz Ya Dig August 19, 2007

Flaming Wedgie

The most extreme type of wedgie; While two or more people lift a victim off the ground by giving him a wedgie, a third person lights the victims underwear on fire.

Person 1: We should definitely give that kid a flaming wedgie soon....he's being a real bitch
Person 2: wanna monkeychug?
Person 1: Ya but lets make that dickweed's asshole swelter in heat first .
Person 2: ok man

by CelerySticks April 8, 2009

Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser

A second cousin to the VBF and Flaming Poo, zeë Germans use this phrase to describe poo baked in a private place, placed in a bag with Alpaca placentas, lit on fire, and placed on a doorstep. Once doorbell is rung, wild stomping on the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser provides amusement and bemusement depending on one's perspective.

When Adam placed the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser on Mr. Stanfield's doorstep and saw the look of bemusement followed by wild stomping, he shrieked with a shrill, ear piercing laughter and returned to his cave to plan the next prank.

by ryanholt99 May 8, 2010

Flaming Butt Monkey

noun: A cute name for an exuberant homosexual male.

Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.

Anne: Who is Jerry?

Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!

Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.

by RedDan69 March 28, 2011

Flaming dragon

The art of consuming an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos, and then taking a shit in someone's mouth.. Usually during sex.

"Dude, Bryan!!!! Did you give Barbara the flaming dragon yet?? It's been 3 months!".

by Bbcs/madden13 August 5, 2016

flamingosexual

When you can't find porn online so you stick with dickless flamingos and you get sexually attracted to flamingos and want to smash them hard
That's called flamingosexualism!

Holy crap you were supposed to watch porn with me tonight! I didn't find any so lets just look at shmexy dickless flamingos.
OH NO NOW WERE FLAMINGOSEXUAL

by flamingosexualism January 23, 2019