Fail

The epic loss of something such as a bad board game, tv show, etc. Basically, fail is made out of suckish matter created by satan himself.

My god, frank, this show fails!

by Marafailedhard June 19, 2009

Faglar

See Cosm0 and DM7FGD

Cosm0 and DM7FGD are giant faglars.

by CrankyWhoreBitchLickerAndEater January 17, 2004

Failbait

When an online paedophile is caught and prosecuted in the process of attempting to lure or groom young females.

Prison officer : Oi, nonse. What u doing back on this wing?

Paedophile : Oh it turned out that girl i was grooming over the internet was really just a impersonator from the police service. She was total
failbait

by hcnerfekaj May 26, 2009

Failboy

1 - A man who fails in life.

2 - A person who epicly fails.

3 - Someone who is so ignorant, that he/she has clearly demonstrated he/she is worthy of the title 'Failboy'.

You haven't seen southpark? You incredible Failboy!

Failing at such an epic scale can only mean you are nothing but a Failboy!

Boy, you fail!

by Jonathan Quiz July 10, 2009

fail @ gmail

The opposite of bomb dot com. The act of failing so hard you get your own e-mail address and a sad e-mail along with it.

Dude 1: yea she totally rejected me

Dude 2: i saw, fail @ gmail.

by JJNYCDC December 12, 2010

Epic Fail

A very rare, extreme type of fail. Often found at a place of great disappointment.

Oh man! That black man forgot all of his watermelon at KFC! EPIC FAIL!!!!!

by Nick6776 July 20, 2009

EPIC FAIL

In the 2010 FIFA World Cup, Robert Greene missed the half-force game tying kick by Clint Dempsey. This is referred to as an EPIC FAIL.

Greene: No! I missed the ball! The game is tied!

US fans: EPIC FAIL!

by FIFA Fan June 23, 2010