A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.
"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."
by Brakin7 August 26, 2009
When you say something that is so smart or unexpectedthat it's actually hilarious, preferably when said by a teacher.
"I just got Lucid-ed in class today when my teacher said something so smart at the randomest time and my whole class cracked up"
by SWINE BU April 22, 2010
Playing monopoly I pray to not land on free parking and I do and get all th emoney in the middle- Ed's Theory
by Kat_Brothers December 18, 2013
by vagetarian February 20, 2022
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To "Ed Sheeran-ify" someone is when a celebrity is asked by their management to make or contribute to videos/photos/interviews that will receive lots of attention due to it being a trend. This term is typically used when referring to old celebrities/celebrities that don't have a big online presence, because it shocks people when they "keep up with the trends", even when it's really just their management team.
To "Ed Sheeran-ify" someone is when a celebrity is asked by their management to make or contribute to videos/photos/interviews that will receive lots of attention due to it being a trend. This term is typically used when referring to old celebrities/celebrities that don't have a big online presence, because it shocks people when they "keep up with the trends", even when it's really just their management team.
Person 1: "Bro have you seen that Tiktok of Harry Daniels singing 'Houdini' to Dua Lipa?"
Person 2: "Yes, it's so clearly yet another Ed Sheeran-ify situation to get her more money! Harry is literally in an office this time, and is singing her newest song."
Person 1: "That's literally what I was gonna say!"
Person 2: "Yes, it's so clearly yet another Ed Sheeran-ify situation to get her more money! Harry is literally in an office this time, and is singing her newest song."
Person 1: "That's literally what I was gonna say!"
by atlasishere April 14, 2024
Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.
About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.
Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.
The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.
Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.
The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
by littledeath March 30, 2012
Ed is literally the best guy. He’s a guy you will never regret meeting. Ed shows you his love in a way other guys couldn’t and he always makes you feel loved no matter what. He’s a huge blessing if you ever get to be with him. He’s got those glooks as a bonus apart from his great personality. Ed is a guy you would really want to be with. Being with him is like being in heaven. Nothing to bother you nothing to make you feel bad but only the most confidence in yourself when you’re around him. He will be your safe place anytime and in fact is your home. If you ever get to meet someone like him you won’t regret the day you met. Always make sure to take the best care of this guy as he will be your happiness and the one who will truly allow you to be who you are.
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I wrote this for him because I love this guy bruh. 🥲
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I wrote this for him because I love this guy bruh. 🥲
by Eliiiii January 17, 2023