Tooley O' Douche; n;
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A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.
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A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.
by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009
Get the Tooley O' Douche mug.(noun): a douchebag is a person without any sense of how to behave in social situations. He is completely unaware of himself or how others perceive him. He usually has an inflated sense of self-importance and self-worth, and tends to think he's popular when in reality, very few people actually like him. The only people who do like him are his fellow douchebags. He doesn't particularly care about other people, and he thinks that the world revolves around him. A douchebag is consistently the loudest, the drunkest and the most obnoxious guy at a party or at the bar. A douchebag thinks that a girl is obligated to sleep with him just because he buys her a drink. He will instigate fights and confrontations with anyone and for any reason. The douchebag also loves to talk about how many women he gets, when in reality, he doesn't get very many. He also loves to put other people down to make himself feel more important. The female version of the douchebag is also consistently the drunkest, the loudest and the most obnoxious girl at the party. She has no capacity of knowing when to stop drinking. A douchebag girl loves attention, and she'll do anything to get it.
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by Gucci Mane January 12, 2007
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by DaveyChaos June 12, 2005
Get the Douche bag 9000 mug.Someone who blatantly steals peoples hardwork, gives no credit to the OP, while receiving a considerable amount more thumbs than the OP, in some cases achieving frontpage. In some cases the Funnyjunk Douche will leave the OP's watermark they've left, or signature and claim it to be there own. This shows that the FJ Douche has no respect for his fellow funnyjunk community and therefore has no place on Funnyjunk.
An extreme Funnyjunk Douche is one who once called out from the OP, deletes the comment left and blocks the OP.
A Reposter is a borderline funnyjunk douche, it depends on whats being posted, and if they blatantly stole "OC" from someone. An example being, jontheninjas comics being reposted and making front page.
An extreme Funnyjunk Douche is one who once called out from the OP, deletes the comment left and blocks the OP.
A Reposter is a borderline funnyjunk douche, it depends on whats being posted, and if they blatantly stole "OC" from someone. An example being, jontheninjas comics being reposted and making front page.
Some examples of a "Funnyjunk Douche" are ballerinstaller and cameronchase.
Who literally stole ideas, OC, and content claimed it to be theres.
An example of an extreme Funnyjunk Douche is krispybananaz who stole a hardworking user's (Tia) comp of funny pictures, added a few of his own, while leaving Tias signature, or end message on the picture, while claiming it as his own. Tia called him out but krispybananaz quickly deleted Tia's comment.
That is a prime example of an extreme Funnyjunk Douche
Who literally stole ideas, OC, and content claimed it to be theres.
An example of an extreme Funnyjunk Douche is krispybananaz who stole a hardworking user's (Tia) comp of funny pictures, added a few of his own, while leaving Tias signature, or end message on the picture, while claiming it as his own. Tia called him out but krispybananaz quickly deleted Tia's comment.
That is a prime example of an extreme Funnyjunk Douche
by BatCountry of Funnyjunk May 27, 2011
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"Spencer from the Hills ran into Chris Angel today and it tore a hole in the douche bag continuum." - Conan O'Brian
by NotAnUndercoverCop June 18, 2009
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A douchebag copies your ideas, clothing, home style and speech and passes it off as their own after doing that a douchebag lectures you on how to think, dress, decorate and or speak as if he or she didn't steal your identity.
A douchebag eventually reveals him or herself to everyone because you can't fool everyone all of the time.
A douchebag copies your ideas, clothing, home style and speech and passes it off as their own after doing that a douchebag lectures you on how to think, dress, decorate and or speak as if he or she didn't steal your identity.
A douchebag eventually reveals him or herself to everyone because you can't fool everyone all of the time.
I can't believe it, that douchebag stole my idea and is pretending its his. Everyone is kissing that douchebags ass because they think his ideas are original and interesting. That douchebag has the nerve to have his wife introduce him as the idea man after stealing everyone's ideas!!
by canobeer February 7, 2010
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