Dirt snorter

A really stupid person, as if his/her brain was physically missing.

Bob: Bro Matthew is snorting dirt again.

Derron: ikr, what a dirt snorter.

by Dawwonnn December 7, 2020

dirt hippie

Scientific name: hippius Festivus, commonly referred to as the lesser dirt hippie. Endemic in local Burning Man circles, resides primarily in drum circles under the bridge or Venice Pier. Primarily eats what is yours. Roams in packs soliciting info on chem trails, homeopathy and antivaccine theories. Common markings include: dreadlocks, drug rugs, sacred geometry and tribal tattoos, and culturally appreciated headbands. The mating cry is often distinguished by screeches of, "Do your research!" and "Love and light!"

<Dave Attenborough> Notice the dirt hippies, seen in the wilds of Black Rock City, drinking at the common watering hole out of Nalgines they found discarded on the dance floor. Do not look them directly in the eye, unless one wants to be invited into their polyamorous relationship.

by namaste away December 28, 2020

dirt fries

chewing tobacco, usually referring specifically to pouches.

Hey Larry, you got any dirt fries in your golf cart?

by greyrider245 January 27, 2021

DIRTbeautiful

Beautiful feet

Hey look my feet are DIRTbeautiful

by Hotzombiewithabs March 12, 2021

Dirt Muncher

1) Someone who is worse than a bootlicker, who would happily eat the dirt beneath the feet of an authoritarian statist.
2) A coward

All these dirt munchers are trying to take my rights and freedoms.

by Hillbilly Philosopher April 9, 2021

dirt herpies

Valley Fever

Don't go plowing dirt without proper protection, unless you want dirt herpies the rest of your life

by Dirte' July 17, 2021

Dirish Goodbye

When your name is Diana and you have too many cocktails and say you need to go to the bathroom, put kids to bed, check the oven, take the dog out, feed the hogs, etc and you leave your guests and never come back. You’ve Dirished Goodbyed them.

“Oh you thought she was coming back. Sucker, she Dirish Goodbyed you”

by Frankly I’m the best September 3, 2021